Goth lines to use in bed

1 - "OUCH! Do that again!"

2 - "God, I love it when you bite me THERE!!"

3 - "OW! Shit! That was hot! (seconds later) Do it

again!"

4 - "Geez, is it morning already?"

5 - (with evil grin on face) "Time for the leather and

whip cream sweetie."

6 - "You waited to put that thing on 'til NOW?!?!"

8 - "No marks!"

9 - "You taste like an ashtray."

10- "My headache is starting to go away."

11- "You have a psychedelic penis."

12- "I can make your penis sing...see?"

13- "The guy is watching us."

14- "Could you cut this thing off me?"

15- "Help I'm stuck!!"

16- "My legs went numb! How'd you do that??!??"

17- "Oh my, my entire body is tingling!" Sex Tip:

unplug the Bed.

18- "I love seeing your painted black fingernails

against my skin."

19- "May your lips be blessed, for they are truly

sinful."

20- "Are the handcuffs too tight?"

21- "Do you really want me to wear this makeup to

bed?"...Thoughtful look... pause... guilty look...

vigorous NOD.

22- "I miss my dog."

23- "Oh...harder...*deeper*..."

24- "God, your skin is *silk*, I tell you."

25- "You taste so sweet."

26- "No, stay still, shhhh...I just want to be in

you."

27- "Does it hurt, my sweet? Oh *good*..."

28- "Drink."

29- "Tighter? You greedy thing, you."

30- "Is that your hair in my mouth or mine?"

31- "Oh, I've lost my earring again!"

32- "PLEASE??" *sob*

33- Just for effect, ask someone what they would think

about rutting in a bathtub filled with jello. I have

never seen that look on anyones face before. ;)

34- "Wait. Don't move. No really, don't move. My

ampallang's caught in your labia rings. It's not

funny! Just lie still for a second."

35- "Shall we have a cigarette now or is that a

cliche?" (Is that *during* sex, if so I think it's

kinda fun to do. Really hard not to burn your partner

though) "Ouch" Puff "Ouch" puff "Whoops sorry about

that -- but hey it'll leave a nice scar!"

36- "Get off your all pointy."

37- "Your better than your mother."

38- "Help me, I'm stuck.......On second thought...."

39- "This thing is too small... why didn't you get a

bigger coffin?"

40- "OOUUCh... do it again"

"No, that candle has got to last all night."

41- "Are you pubic hairs normally that colour or do

you dye them?"

42- "Damn I've lost the key...You don't happen to know

where there's a hacksaw do you?"

43- "Mmmm, you taste really nicemust have been that

raspberry ice lolly."

44- "So, do you like to be tied up?"

45- "I hope you don't mind, but I've shaved all my

body hair."

46- "Do we have to take our boots off to screw?"

47- "You know, you might wanna take my bra off BEFORE

you put the handcuffs on."

48- "Stop! I think my Dad's home!"

49- "SHIT!" (to my SO as her dorm room door flings

open)

50- "HI! Did you forget something?" (to your SO's

roommate as she's staring at your butt high up in the

air...)

51- "I hope that was as good for you as it was for me"

Reply: "When you say 'you,' are you referring to me as

a metaphysical subject, to the impersonal

pre-metaphysical *moi*, or simply to my personal

self?"

(Reflecting): "Well darling, as I'm not interested in

truth-as-correspondence at this moment, I suppose it

must be #2."

(Smiling, like a benighted philosoph): "What a

romantic Nietzschean move on your part, my little

Uber-kink."

(Fingertips dally on material being): "Let's do it

again, only this time with a *will-to-power*"

(Complies, most willingly, but thinking, "Good thing

it wasn't Foucault this time as the candles are all

burnt out and the rest of the gear is locked up in my

briefcase")

52- "Oh no!!! That won't fit THERE!!!!"

53- "That better be white candle wax your dripping on

me, the black candles leave stains..."

54- "What the hell...Did you put Floodland on

REPEAT?!!!!!"

55- "Shit! The chain is caught around my ankles

again...."

56- "Wait...I'll be right back...I need to download

one more program..."

67- "Hmmmm, let's take a break. I need to check my

e-mail and I'm sure you probably do too...."

68- "Are those bite marks!!?? Great, what am I going

to wear around my neck at work tomorrow!?"

69- "You ARE a girl/boy.right?"

70- "Well.you could pretend I'm a boy/girl!"

71- "C'mon, it won't hurt. . .I can get my hand to the

bottom of a Pringles can."

72- "ErrrYou mean the candles aren't just for

dripping wax?"

73- "This album really does have a strange effect on

you. . ."

74- "Oh, so THAT'S why people don't like black sheets

very much..."

75- "What?!? Mustard stains PVC?! NOW what am I

supposed to wear out tonight!?"

76- "Honey, get the crucifix out of the bed. I need to

change the sheets."

77- "If I died now my life would be complete."

78- "It's no good, I'm gonna have to take the

sunglasses off. I can't see a damn thing."

79- "Yuck! I hope you're gonna clean that up."

80- "I was going to blindfold you but I didn't want to

smudge your eye makeup."

81- (After your partner has spent 10 minutes attaching

you to the bed) "I think I need to go to the

bathroom."

82- (thud) "Ouch, I thought the bed was wider than

that."

83- "OUCH, I hope you cleaned your teeth before you

did that."

84- "You taste weird."

85- "You want me to wear that?!?! NEVER. Oh, okay

then, pass it here."

86- "Shit, I dropped the TV remote again."

87- "If you hit me with that inflatable banana one

more time......."

88- "Either you are lying on the remote control or

there's something wrong with the stereo."

89- "You are SOOO Evil."

90- "Eeek! That was too nice...Do it again!!"

91- (when getting dressed) "Is that your skirt or

mine?"

92- "Slower!! If we sweat our make-up will run."

93- "Wouldn't you rather just go dancing?"

94- "Can't we face the mirror??"

95- "Is there room for both our egos in the same bed?"

96- "If you pour the wine all over me, what will we

drink later?"

97- "Don't get that candle anywhere NEAR my hair!!!!!"

98- "You want to put your pet snake WHERE?!?"

99- "Wow, Your teeth are SOO sharp."

100- "I can only feel it when I smile!!"

101- 1st person: "You got black lipstick ALL OVER MY

NECK!!!!"

2nd person: "YOU got black lipstick all over MY

neck!!!!"

102- "My hair is stuck in your chains.....and I'm not

telling you what part of my body the hair is on!!"

*cough*

103- "Ouch, ouch, ouch.no don`t stop!!"

104- "That's not EXACTLY what I meant by nail me to

the mattress." :)

105- "I can't believe it, you've broken my whip!!!"

106- "Your sister was better."

107- "Is that your blood or mine?"

108- "Tttoouch me, I want to feel diiirrrtyyy!" (The

Rocky Horror Picture Show)

109- "Ugh! You got blood all over my coffin!!"

110- "Damnit! Our genital rings are stuck again!!"

111- "WaitI thought you were a girl!!"

112- "Oh! I thought you were a girl. Oh no, I don't

mind..."

113- "Stop!! It's my turn to be tied up."

114- "I'm sorry, I think the battery's dead."

115- "I want blood!" (childish whine)

116- "What if I took your blood without asking?"

117- "Wait! My rings are tangled in your hair!"

118- "*Someone* needs to get their nails trimmed!"

"No way, I sharpen them on purpose!"

119- "I can't find my labia ring!! You didn't swallow

it?"

120- "Will you do anything I say? Slap me!"

121- "Shhhhh! I think I saw some headlights past that

grave!"

122- "Damn, there's nowhere to attach the handcuffs to

in this coffin of yours."

123- "No, Not in my hair."

124- "Look, if I turn like this and you put your foot

there I think can unhook my eyebrow piercing from your

clit ring...OW!! Let's go again."

125- "Hurt me...Hurt me...But only a little

bit...O.K?"

126- "Where is all that blood coming from?"

127- (sexy voice) "Where do you Want me to put

that...Collar?"

128- (chant) "Elbow sex elbow sex elbow sex elbow

sex" (Riff Raff and Magenta get it on)

129- "What's that black stain on my leg? Did you use

Manic Panic on your roots AGAIN?!"

130- (priest and a Catholic girl kneeling in prayer)

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned..."

131- "I haven't been fucked like that since grade

school!" -Fight Club-

132- "Shhh, be quiet and keep really still...No,

REALLY still.....Ok, look, can you please just play

dead??"

133- "Ok, I see a car battery, a tow chain and some

cables...what EXACTLY are you planning on doing?!"

134- "No, I won't, that's only legal in Nevada."

135- "Should cum BE this colour??"

136- "There is NO way that will ever fit up my...OH!!

It DOES!!"

137- "I was wearing a cock ring a minute ago!"